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about the blogger

brittany. 24. memphis. intp. ravenclaw.
student. baker.
i am rocket raccoon.

kik: nosferatoos
aim: salladhors

about the blog

sometimes nsfw, spoilers, triggers.
mostly roleplay stuff and comic book talk and pretending that i'll be a real writer someday.
i'm photoshop-capable but also very lazy, so sometimes i make gifs and stuff but mostly i don't.
i am terrified of spiders and bad at high matinanence friendships.
brat pack 4 life
more about me

interests

southern gothic. gang hierarchy. body horror. dudes with beards. ladies with short hair and freckles. lady knights. madmen. urban magic.

other blogs

makeshiftmilitias

[here]
character blog. information about my ocs. WIP.

oovalencia

[here]
rapid fire roleplay blog. multi-character, multi-verse, will roleplay with anyone 18+

maximoffcest

[here]
comics blog. mostly liveblogging comics and being excited about marvel. wednesday spoilers tagged until friday.

to do list

replies

jude → oliver/bora
ty → kayla

prompts

none

misc

rf bios → ty, cameron, victor, silas, gemma, milo, jax, shiloh, graham, colt, ramsay, atticus, misha
update spreadsheet

currently

reading

lies of locke lamora
the thanos imparative
amazing spiderman vol 1

watching

criminal minds
outlander
sons of anarchy

pull list

september 17
all new x-factor 14
avengers world #13
daredevil #8
edge of spiderverse #2
miles morales #5

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kadabralin:

fierceawakening:

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beardenvy:

queeniman:

lulz-time:

BREAKING: Seattle becomes the first city to raise its minimum wage to $15/hour. SHARE if Congress should take Seattle’s lead! 

the current minimum wage (at least in NY) is $8.00 and less than a year ago it was $7.25, so yes.

Wow

Nope nope and nope. Make better decisions and life and you won’t be working a minimum wage job.

^ That’s literally the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever read in my life. Are you the kind of person that goes up to homeless people and tells them to get a job? Good fuuuuuuuuuuuucking lord. If everyone was able to get a “better” job, there would be absolutely no-one populating the mass expanse of the workforce. Are you unable to see how this suggestion is completely and utterly illogical? And extremely rude?

Thank god people in Seattle have good heads on their shoulders so single mothers working 3 minimum wage jobs to feed their children can finally be treated like actual live human beings with needs and not capitalistic automatons. 

"Just get a better job" is the most white bread privilege shit I’ve ever heard.

I don’t even think it’s white privilege. I think it’s just near-bottomless dumbfuckery.

"Get a better job," they said.

Suddenly, every custodian everywhere quits their job and gets a better one. Now, upon entering public restrooms, everyone is handed a spray bottle and toilet brush, because now they have to scrub their own shit out of that public porcelain throne. Women’s restrooms come complete with plastic bags, because they have to bring their soiled period products home with them and dispose of them at home, because there is no more public waste removal.

"Get a better job," they said.

All fast food employees quit and find a “better job”. No more fast food places! There also aren’t any restaurants. Better learn to cook your own shitty garbage burgers. You have only yourself to yell at if you forget the cheese.

"Get a better job," they said.

Retail stores no longer have any employees. All shopping must be done online, but you have to drive out and pick up the supplies yourself because the Fedex people quit and got better jobs, too.

"Just get a better job," they said!

You now have to grow and make every single thing you ever consume for the rest of your life, because no one wants to do it for you at $7 an hour.

Fuck you.

^ THE LAST COMMENT THOUGH FUCKIN AMEN

cptkirked:

holy shit has it actually been 10 years since american idiot came out what the actual fuck oh my god

A Parent’s Worst Fear.

orangeyouellis:

geeksandgaymers:

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Our boy has awful taste in men.

NEVER EVER NOT REBLOG

damn-fall-out-boys:

phanlight:

if fob don’t release a fragrance called scenturies they’re missing out on a life changing opportunity

  • Person: Theatre is stupid
  • Person: Musicals are gay
  • Me: 
  • Person: 
  • Me: 
  • Police: So can you tell me what happened?
  • Me: He ran into my knife.
  • Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
  • Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!

SIGNS FROM MOST TO LEAST HETEROSEXUAL

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happylittlebastille:

long-island-comedium:

SO YOU KNOW THAT POST ABOUT THE RED VARSITY JACKETS WITH LEATHER SLEEVES BEING THE LESBIAN UNIFORM???

WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THIS JACKET ONLINE:

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AND THEN I FOUND THIS REVIEW:

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AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT

LOOK AT THE “BEST USES”

it looks even better out of the closet

OH MY GOD IT’S THIS POST IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFFimage